Does anyone have any good clean jokes that beginning English students can understand?
Or how about short comic strips?

For kids or adults?? The following are OK for kids :

-What do you do if you find a gorilla in your bed? / Sleep somewhere else!

- Why does your family sit in front of the TV all evening? / Because they can't see a lot if they sit behind it.

- Man : Doctor, doctor! I'm invisible. /Doctor : I'm sorry, I can't see you now.

- What do you say if you meet a dinosaur with two heads? / Hello! Hello!

- What do you call an elephant at the north pole? / Lost.

- What do you call a hamster with a machine gun? / Sir!

- Angry Mum : This morning there were six cakes in the cupboard and now there's only one. Why? / Boy : because I didn't see that one, Mum!
Boy Spider 1 : What did you buy your dad for Christmas? / Boy spider 2 : four pairs of socks!

- What's a reptile's favourite film? / The lizard of Oz

- Girl 1 : Did you go to Annie's party? / Girl 2 : No. The invitation said from four to six, and I'm seven!

-Boy : I lost my pet dog. Girl: Oh - why don't you put a notice in the paper? / Boy : That's useless. She can't read.

- Mum : Now when you and your sister go out on your sledge you must share it. Fifty-fifty OK? / Boy : Sure Mum. She can have it when we go up the hill, and it's mine when we come down!

This one tore my kids up and one boy could stop laughing! Another was amazed that his mother didn't get it!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 789.
Hardy hardy
Cynde